Well I really do need to look into what is wrong with my picture function. I do have pictures of this. Mind you all it is 11:39pm so we are on "real" time. Let me start with when Ryan was a little boy, I am not sure of the age, he stuck a crayon up his nose and it apparently was stuck there until the doctor pulled it out. Well Alyssa earlier tonight decided she would jump on the couch, because I have apparently not read the monkeys jumping on the bed book enough, bumped her nose against my face and get a bloody nose. No worries bloody nose I, mommy, can take care of. Well she was milling around, not tired as she did take a four hour nap earlier, and thank God she was standing next to Ryan when she decided to stick a small heart shaped plastic bead UP HER NOSE!
All I heard was Ryan ask "Did you stick it up your nose?" I asked "What?!" I turn around and he is talking to Alyssa, who is just standing there looking all innocent. I pushed her head back and did not see anything but then I touched the top of her nose and felt a hard little something or other. I rushed over to get the flashlight and tweezers. I do not recommend anyone do this at home but I definitely went on react mode and Ryan held the flashlight I inserted the tweezers and after about four frantic try's I sat her down and ta-da! Again we do have pictures of the aftermath not in action. There truly is no dull moment in parent hood. Never say never or not my kid.
She is doing fine and did not even fuss to go to bed.
1 comment:
is this an april fool? ;)
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